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so bad, A Kid's Review
Bloody idiots! You sound like two year olds! "My friend Rachel Ferachi has so much gas..." "My baby sister almost suffocated because of my farts..." Seriously, COME ON! I have blue hair today and even I know how stupid that sounds!!! Yikes! And to Shinto Cho, if ya read this: If you really aspired to be an author, wouldn't you have worked a little harder? This looks like it was thrown together in like, how long? Twenty minutes? No, probably less. And I'm a KID and I can draw better than those illustrations. I wanna see a resume from this illustrator! Can she draw any better than THAT? I'm actually considering that as my career since SHE made it. But no more dissing today. Off to review GOOD books. Unlike this one.
David Demarco says: Yeah! Idiots! You guys are a bunch of babies! I MEAN REALLY! I have green and red and purple hair and sometimes say things that make no sense in the context of what I'm talking about. Birds are nice. Buffalo used to be endangered but they're not anymore. What is the deal with the illustrations in this book? They look like illustrations in a children's book! Bricks are often rectangular. I could have eaten a bunch of crayons and taken a dump that looked better than the drawings in this fart book. Crayons may be a different color but they all taste the same. I DEMAND TO SEE A RESUME FROM MYSELF, I MEAN THE ILLUSTRATOR! Can't she do any better? Where'd she go to college? The School of Bad Drawing Type People? I am seriously considering getting a job at a crayon factory! No more dissing today, I'm off to fart out another pointless review. TTFN.
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