The Gas We Pass

4 of 10 people found the following review helpful:

so bad, September 2, 2005

A Kid's Review

Bloody idiots! You sound like two year olds! "My friend Rachel Ferachi has so much gas..." "My baby sister almost suffocated because of my farts..." Seriously, COME ON! I have blue hair today and even I know how stupid that sounds!!! Yikes! And to Shinto Cho, if ya read this: If you really aspired to be an author, wouldn't you have worked a little harder? This looks like it was thrown together in like, how long? Twenty minutes? No, probably less. And I'm a KID and I can draw better than those illustrations. I wanna see a resume from this illustrator! Can she draw any better than THAT? I'm actually considering that as my career since SHE made it. But no more dissing today. Off to review GOOD books. Unlike this one.

David Demarco says:

Yeah! Idiots! You guys are a bunch of babies! I MEAN REALLY! I have green and red and purple hair and sometimes say things that make no sense in the context of what I'm talking about. Birds are nice. Buffalo used to be endangered but they're not anymore. What is the deal with the illustrations in this book? They look like illustrations in a children's book! Bricks are often rectangular. I could have eaten a bunch of crayons and taken a dump that looked better than the drawings in this fart book. Crayons may be a different color but they all taste the same. I DEMAND TO SEE A RESUME FROM MYSELF, I MEAN THE ILLUSTRATOR! Can't she do any better? Where'd she go to college? The School of Bad Drawing Type People? I am seriously considering getting a job at a crayon factory! No more dissing today, I'm off to fart out another pointless review. TTFN.

Where Did I Come From?

15 of 43 people found the following review helpful:

Buyer beware, March 13, 1998

By A Customer

I bought this book for my children before having read it completely through - and discovered afterwards that I simply cannot bring myself to even let them look at it. The descriptions of body parts, functions, etc. are fine and humorously presented, but is it necessary to go into how "nice" sex is, with all the description? Especially when there's no accompanying discussion of the responsibilities of sex. This section of the book comes across as having been written by a "naughty boy" trying to shock. If I could rip out the pages about "making love" without wrecking the book, I'd like it a whole lot better.

David Demarco says:

I think the book should include a whole chapter on different positions and also explain to children that the younger you are when you have sex the more toys you get for Christmas because Santa likes to watch.